BUZZARD CLUB OF AMERICA
HOUSTON CHAPTER NEWSLETTER
MARCH 2006		         	 VOLUME XXXXV 				  ISSUE 3

FOUNDED OCT 1961- ORGANIZED MAY 1963 FOUNDER - THOMAS E. WALTERS, JR
CHIEF BUZZARD ARLEN DEASON

"Let there be no strangers in the BUZZARD CLUB - Only friends that have yet to meet"

Fellow Buzzards: I hope everyone had a nice Valentines’ Day. Mine was ok considering I spent it by myself, but then again what’s new?? I am still experimenting with the digital camera so bear with me. Hopefully the pictures will get better as time goes by. Don’t forget about the change in our bowling schedule this year. We will bowl at Bunker Hill in April and West Houston in October instead of the original posted dates. Also, the schedule for the next 3 months of bowling is listed at the bottom of the OFFICERS page. That’s it for now, so on with bowling!!!

Minutes of Meeting: Arlen opened the meeting and presented the treasurer’s report which passed. Nine new member applications were voted on and also passed. Nothing was brought up so the meeting was adjourned.

Attendance: We had 69 Buzzards at the gathering in February, five that didn’t bowl and 2 pacers. Our next scheduled gathering is on MARCH 5th @ AMF DIAMOND LANES 267 N. FOREST BLVD. (281-440-9166). The meeting begins at 1PM and bowling begins at 2 PM.

Bowling Reminder: Full names are to be put on the re-cap sheets each month. Also, make sure that the total number of splits and your games are totaled before you sign at the end of the three games. If you re-qualify, please make a note on the re-cap sheet and you can receive a Buzzard pin for $ 2.00 and be entered for the “THREE – IN – A- ROW “roll-off in January.

 

 


BOWLING RESULTS / FEBRUARY

Payouts, Brackets & High Games / Series

Payouts
Class A 151 & Over - Men            Class A 151 & Over - Women  
Rodney Johnson 665  $10.00          Mary Dodson      631  $10.00
Bob Werner     629   $7.25          Shannon McCain   630   $7.25
Edward Green   628   $5.25          Donna Castellese 629   $5.25
Don Lynch      619   $4.75          Sheree Poe       609   $4.75
Bob King, Sr   618   $4.25          Linda Krueger    599   $4.25
Ken Maidlow    615   $3.00          Denise Blonstein 597   $3.00


Brackets
Class B 150 & Under - Men           Class B 150 & Under - Women 
Wylie Maxfield 645  $10.00          Lorine Booth     638  $10.00
Ray Wright     624   $7.25          Martha Warnken   619   $7.25
Roger Moon     621   $5.25          Debra Odom       607   $5.25
Jerry Dodge    571   $4.75          Colleen Davies   600   $4.75
Robert Weeks   568   $4.25          Rosie Nacey      599   $4.25
Alan Long      545   $3.00          Norma Drake      581   $3.00


150 & Under                         151 & Under (2nd Chance)    
Roger Moon     199                  Debra Odom       207        


151 & Over                          151 & Over (2nd Chance)     
Pete Harvey    172                  Austin McMahan     212      
Bob King, Sr   173                  Brenda Oliphant    213      
Marty Koteras  221                  Shannon McCain     204      
Austin McMahan 212                  Don Kollaway       205      
Ken Maidlow    204                  Marty Koteras      221      
Kenny Herzog   217                  None                        
Kenny Herzog   217                  None                        
Don Lynch      209                  Ed Wisenbaker  (t) 200      
                                    Lynn Underwood (t) 200      


Scratch                                                         
Richard Hamaker 184                                             
Ed Wisenbaker   200                                             


Scratch High Game/Series
Scratch High Game/Series            Pins Over Average           
1. Richard Hamaker 227              1. Roger Moon       +39     
2. Ed Wisenbaker   196              2. Donna Castellese +73     
3. Marty Koteras   203              3. Wayne Harvey     +22     
S. Ed Wisenbaker   579                                          


BUZZARD CLUB ANNOUNCEMENTS

Birthdays: (Bowl for $5) Hank Dodson (3/1) - Terrance Castellese (3/4) - Barbara Castellese (3/5) - Paul Phillips (3/7) - Dave Matteson (3/14) – Colleen Davies (3/17) - Linda Krueger (3/19) – Joe Villarreal (3/19) – Matt Humphries (3/23) – Gloria Quinn (3/26) - Jesse Aldridge (3/29)

Anniversaries: Marty & Carol Koteras (3/19)

New Buzzard in our flock:
Glory Brown, Kim Thomas, Richard Taylor, David Davis, Earl Harrison, Rosie Nacey, Aaron DeMarco, Ed Wisenbaker & Kenny Herzog

KING BUZZARD: ($5.00 each)
Robert Weeks with 7 splits

QUEEN BUZZARD: TIE ($1.67 each)
Debra Odom & Cleo Fine with 7 splits each

3-In-A Row Re-Qualifiers:
John Theil, Janice Dueitt & Cleo Fine

Door Prize Winners:
Bruce Koenig & Pat Jameson

"200" Club

Kenny Herzog       208 – 200
Bob King, Sr.      232      
Donna Castellese   231      
Richard Hamaker    227      
Rodney Johnson     227      
Wally Grant        218      
Mary Dodson        209      
Bob Werner         208      
Bruce Koenig       208      
Sheldon Reichstein 208      
Marty Koteras      203      
Wayne Harvey       202      
Ed Wisenbaker      200      
Richard Taylor     200      

Note from Arlen: When the club books the houses we bowl in, we assume that everything will go smoothly. Sometimes things are overlooked that cause the house to make last minute changes. These changes usually affect the people bowling and can sometimes cause ill feelings. The only sensible thing that can be done is to abide by the changes and make the best of the situation. When this happens, please understand and support the club in the decisions that are made.

Buzzard Club Website -- WWW.HOUSTONBUZZARDCLUB.COM.
Administrator
- Bob King Jr. Contact him at BOB.KING@EV1.NET for questions or comments.

Tee Shirts and Supplies: Buzzard Club Shirts are available by calling: Captain Eddie Sales at 281-599-7301 (Pager 713-909-3100). The Price is around $40.00. Towels and other items are also available.

E-Mail / Mailing Addresses: Any member that would like to receive the Newsletter by E-mail, contact Ken at BUZZARDNEWS@HOUSTON.RR.COM or during our monthly gathering. Also, if you are moving and know you’re new mailing addresses; let me know so I can get your newsletter out in a timely manner.

Newsletter Printing: Printing and copies of this newsletter is donated by: Stephens Office Supply. For your home or office printing needs, contact Georgiann Rullo at georgiann.rullo@stephensofficesupply.com


FUNNY PAGES AND INTERESTING FACTS

Joke of the Month: Three buddies die in a car crash and go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'"

ON THIS DATE:
On March 5, 1963 country-pop singer Patsy Cline was killed in a single-engine plane crash near Camden, Tennessee. Country stars Cowboy Copas and Hawkshaw Hawkins were also killed. The performers were en route to Nashville from St. Louis.

BAD PREDICTIONS:
"It may, however, be safe to assume that it will hardly be possible to apply electricity to haul great passenger trains."
- George H. Daniels, railroad executive, Brooklyn Daily Eagle, 1900.

WEIRD BUT TRUE
An Israeli woman's fight with a stubborn cockroach put her husband in the hospital with burns, a broken pelvis and broken ribs, the Jerusalem Post newspaper reported yesterday. The woman, frightened by the insect when she found it in their living room, stepped on it, threw it in a toilet and sprayed a full can of insecticide on it when it refused to die. Her husband came home from work, went to the toilet and lit a cigarette. When he threw the cigarette butt into the bowl, the insecticide fumes ignited, "seriously burning his sensitive parts," the Post wrote. When paramedics were called to the home in Tel Aviv, they laughed so hard when they learned what had happened that they dropped the stretcher down the stairs, breaking the unidentified man's pelvis and ribs.
 

 

BUZZARD CLUB SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE BY CALLING

CAPTAIN EDDIE SALES
281-599-7301 (PAGER 713-909-3100)
PRICE IS AROUND $40.00

TOWELS AND OTHER ITEMS ALSO AVAILABLE

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