HANGING JUDGE CHAPTER
OF THE
BUZZARD CLUBS OF AMERICA
FORT SMITH BUZZARD CLUB
FORT SMITH, ARKANSAS
DECEMBER NEWSLETTER 2009
NEWS

Pot luck dinner this month, bring dish and appetite

Luke 2:14

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men
Joke of the month

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Little Rock to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says "I want my $20 million." To which the man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."

The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."

Again the man explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!!"

SCHEDULE

Sunday Aug 16th Bowling World
Sunday Sep 20th Midland
Sunday Oct 18th Bowling World
Sunday Nov 15th Midland
Saturday Dec 12th
Bowling World
Sunday Jan 17th Midland
Sunday Feb 21st Bowling World
Sunday Mar 21st Midland
Sunday Apr 18th Bowling World
Sunday May 16th Midland
Sunday Jun 13th Bowling World

December meeting
OFFICERS: 3:45        GENERAL MEETING: 4:15        BOWL: 5:00
SPLIT WINNERS

Lee Campbell 6
Judy Churchwell 5

THOUGHTS
AND
PRAYERS

Please keep Mary Jo Swinger and family and all our Buzzard friends and families in your thoughts and prayers.

TOP 10 CROSSOVERS


 Will be posted later, sorry, 
did not have them in yet
NEW MEMBERS
Janet and David Nauman
Jan Chance
Pot Luck Dinner

Jan is cooking turkey and Ham, so all others need to bring side dish or desert, should be great old time, remember it is on Saturday this month, see all yaw there

REQUALIFIERS
Lee Campbell         Darlene Whitham
Ken Melton           Merle Melton   
Kevin Dunkerson      Eldon Hill     
Kendra Farrar                       
Mike Nelson(twice, 1 was 4 in a row)
Bryan Goins(6 in a row)
King and Queen Buzzard 2009
King Buzzard-Eldon Hill (52)
Queen Buzzard-Karen Greenlee (57)
DECEMBER BIRTHDAYS

Marry Fletcher   December  1     Jane Hensley  December 14
Earlene Painter  December  4     James Owens   December 14
Kenny Shelton    December  5     Judy Dunkin   December 16
Christine Sharum December  7     Jan Coleman   December 28
Shirley Owens    December  8     Bobby Moore   December 18
Doug Fletcher    December 11     Cindy Cook    December 27
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